That is right today is November 4th and me and so many other people have been counting down the days. What will it be like? What can I expect? Will this change my outlook on my day to day life? The answer is of course YES because today the Dubai Mall Opens!!!
Yes, November 4th. Thank God it is finally here. I have no idea what everyone is doing back home, I mean I have been so distracted by the idea of a 10 minute walk from home to the doors of the biggest mall ever I have been unable to sleep. Soon I will be drinking a vente mocha and once I finish it I will reach the next Starbucks where I can buy another one. At that point I will go no whip triple shot soy latte and I will buy my ticket to the 164 floor of the Burj so I can see Iran. Well maybe not, but that would be kind of cool thought. OK gotta go, the Autumn collection is almost gone. If you know me, you know those are my colors. I love the forest hues.
I know everyone at home is just bored silly with nothing to talk about as I walk through the aquarium tunnel under tiger sharks and ice skate with people who have never seen ice or snow before that is not indoors. Ha, you lose. Enjoy the Friends re-runs. Jennifer from the 90’s is hot, sure, but if you ask me she could do us all a favor and gain a few pounds. (Same with the Cox girl, I mean counting your ribs between the boobs you used to have is not hot, it is kind of creep actually. Mix in a cheeseburger and wash it down with a Neapolitan milkshake. Don’t forget the animal fries. Ah screw it, go triple triple and grill those onions while you're at it.)
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You are right, you are not missing much at home! LOL
Okay! I will have In N Out for lunch!
Loretta
Haas Realty
Great post Bill!
I'm at USC recruiting today. I did vote early. Right now is like Super Bowl, I can't wait to see the TV ads that are going to be played now that the election is over.
BSK
Bill - don't forget to get your FREE Starbucks vente brew drip (that's ridiculous speak for a tall coffee) today being that....the DUBAI MALL OPENED! :) You are so funny dude. But I'm not kidding around - supposedly there's mucho freebies happening today around S. CA being November 4th to promote voting! I don't remember this ever happening before. I loved your post - thinking of you - love this country and glad today has arrived at last. xoxo sis kt
This piece is a riot. Katie read it to me over grilled cheese who was holding her laptop up! I went on the web site for the Mall. It has everything ! gads how totally amazing.
I wore my blue and red socks with stars on them to make people look and remember to love the USA and vote.
love you Mom
Another gem of a post Bill. Thanks for keeping us all entertained. What is all the hub bub about anyway...is there something special about the first tuesday after the first monday in november every 4 years?
If you do make it to the top of the burj, please post some photos.
Mmmmmm, in and out burger sounds great. We gonna hook it up animal style and I promise to send one to ya, special delivery.
I always preferred Phoebe...smelly cat is a number one hit on my I-Pod.
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